- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A blind man walks into a library.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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