A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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