What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Jimmy Saville

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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