- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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