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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

i'm hard

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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