- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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