- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

No it doesnt..

i saw amango it splootered

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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