- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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