- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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