- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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