- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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