- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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