- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why are white people white? I don't know

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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