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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

a black man pays his child support

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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