- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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