So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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