Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Where's my baby??

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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