- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Balls

Cheese

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How old are you? 7

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!