- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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