- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Brain fart

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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