- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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