- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Jesus Christ

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

No it doesnt..

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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