- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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