- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Potassium? K.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

if you don't like this you're gay

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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