- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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