- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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