What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

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