- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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