Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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