- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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