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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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