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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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