Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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