Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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