Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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A guy walks into a bar

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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