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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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