Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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a man was shot.... he died

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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