- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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