What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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