- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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