- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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