If you have a stroke, call 000

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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