- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

men's rights activists

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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