"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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