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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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