- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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