- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

The Princess is in another castle

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Diarrhea

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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