There was once a man who lived in a box.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

No your aunties a joke

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

womans rights...

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Balls

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

haha black people :D

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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