- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Knock Knock. Doors open

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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