- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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