Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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I am a mime

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Golf.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Jordan is pregant

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