What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Golf.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

I'm so punny.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Guess what What

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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