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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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