Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Do the roar!

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

you give like i give lomain

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Fine, ladies first.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

all these jokes are horrible now

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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