- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Do the roar!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Once, I went to Peru.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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