- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Roses are flowers.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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