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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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