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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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