- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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